This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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