Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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