i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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