wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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