i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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