I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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