is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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