I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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