Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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