Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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