Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
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