ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
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