Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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