We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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