last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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