actually, I'm a sock model
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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