when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm at about main and main street
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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