My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
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