All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
how does that bad decision feel?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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