brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
literally had 100 drinks last night.
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
