i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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