I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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