What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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