I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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