Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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