I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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