Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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