I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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