I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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