you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Randomize
