question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Couch. On fire.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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