I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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