Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm having to shit out rocks
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Randomize
