I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
i dont even know how to be here
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
