What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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