just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
