So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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