ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
two words...techno handjob
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
