if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
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