Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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