Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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