Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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