Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
