Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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