ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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