If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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