Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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