How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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