i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
Randomize
