Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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