you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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