so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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