I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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